All About Moore

Released on = July 31, 2005, 10:46 am

Press Release Author = bobmillerwrites.com

Industry = Government

Press Release Summary = I get this call about an emergency meeting to try and figure out what we can do about Moore.

Press Release Body = FT. LAUDERDALE, FL (Exprss-Press-release.com) August 1, 2005 -- Being a Bible Belt Republican, I hear a lot of talk about how this Yankee (a person living north of Lynchburg, Tennessee), Michael Moore, should be strung-up. I’m
pleased to say that even though I’m a Redneck, I’m not as bitter about the Civil War as I was a few months ago and don’t hold a person’s place of residence against them.

Anyway, I get this call about an emergency meeting to try and figure out what we can do about Moore. The president of the bank where I have my checking account was hosting it, and I never miss one of his meetings. The food is gourmet (French word
meaning expensive) and there’s always bingo afterwards.

The first order of business is to say the Pledge of Allegiance and while we’re still standing, the banker’s secretary shares with us one of President Bush’s
inspirational quotes.

"And a political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief." - George W. Bush – October 2004.

I couldn’t contain myself; I jumped up and shouted, “Take that you Bush bashers. Let’s see you argue with those smarts!”

“Hear, hear”, chimed in everyone at the meeting.

Our host then set the tone for the meeting when he said; “It’s a matter of sorrow that we don’t know what reason we’re born until we’re ready to die. I say we help this Michael Moore find out about why he was born as soon as possible.”

I’ll admit, this statement made me a little angry. I hadn’t put on a clean shirt and spent $10 for gas to attend a meeting about helping this Moore guy out. I mean he’s a big movie producer. The only movie I was ever in was a home movie that was made when I was a kid…and naked.

Everyone who attends these meetings gets a chance to offer his/her thoughts about the matter at hand, and there was just one person left to speak before it would be my turn. I didn’t have a clue as to what I might say.

I did get lucky since it was the high school football coach who was to speak next, and he usually had a lot say. The main point of his twenty-five minute spiel was that a famous news reporter, Conan O'Brien, had said that the Defense Department had discovered several more tapes of Osama bin Laden speaking with his followers. And if we ordered the whole set right now, they would throw in 'The Taliban's Wet 'n' Wild
Spring Break’. The coach made a motion that we order the tapes and someone seconded the motion.

It was now time for me to add my two cents worth, but as I started to stand, I still didn’t know what to say. Then all of a sudden, without thinking, I heard my voice. “I just want this Moore guy to know that just because he looks and dresses like a Redneck, he’ll never be anything but an egg sucking, cherry picking, Yankee.”

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