Advertisements for Myself.net

Released on = November 9, 2005, 5:25 pm

Press Release Author = Brian Heater

Industry = Entertainment

Press Release Summary = Web site launch

Press Release Body = ATTN: MEDIA REPRESENTATIVE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact:
Brian Heater
Advertisementsformyself.net
30-62 Steinway St.
PMB 169

Astoria, NY 11103
http://www.advertisementsformyself.net

info@advertisementsformyself.net

New York, NY—November 9, 2005--We are pleased to announce the formal launch of Advertisements for Myself.net, the long-awaited official website for America’s foremost wordsmith and hyperbole enthusiast, Brian Heater. A vaguely-prominent figure in the literary community for many months, Heater is a self-acclaimed pop-culture critic whose writing has appeared in SPIN, The Onion, The New York
Press, The Oklahoma Gazette, The Metro Santa Cruz, Skyscraper, Rockpile, DIW, The Big Takeover, Aversion, Ink19 and various other publications, many of which has since folded, despite Heater’s fine writing, which has alternately been praised as being ‘competent,’ ‘quite competent’ and, most recently ‘fine.’

Serving the World Wide Web and its surrounding counties, Advertisements For Myself promises to be the greatest and most official Brian Heater website that history has ever known. We are launching a massive media coverage campaign, both involving and
limited to sending this Press Release to everyone we know. If you know more people than we do, that would be great if you could help us out, because we’re kind of new around here. For interviews, baby pictures and family recipes, feel free to contact us at: info@advertisementsformyself.net. This Press Release will self-destruct in 30 seconds.

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For information: http://www.advertisementsformyself.net
Contact: info@advertisementsformyself.net

Web Site = http://www.advertisementsformyself.net

Contact Details = 30-62 Steinway St.
PMB #169
Astoria, NY 11103