Guinness World Record Bubblegum Bubble Blower Responds To Challenge
Released on: May 4, 2008, 4:46 pm
Press Release Author: Bobby \"Boom Boom\" Bickerson
Industry: Entertainment
Press Release Summary: Susan Montgomery Williams, Guinness World Record Holder for blowing the largest bubblegum bubble issued a statement today through her spokesman, Bobby \"Boom Boom\" Bickerson, responding to a controversy about her record that has recently arisen.
Press Release Body: \"There\'s a group that calls itself BUBL, the Blowing Unbelievable Bubbles League, that is making some big claims about bubblegum blowing. It\'s founders, Dr. Enaught T. Wiseham and Earl `The Gum Bubble Coach\' Hartwell are out there challenging Chewsy Suzy and making noises about blowing bubbles bigger than her record, and seemingly suggesting that they or maybe someone they know has done it.\"
\"Well, let me tell you. Chewsy Suzy is the greatest, biggest thing that\'s ever happened to bubblegum, which is probably why Smithsonian Magazine put a picture of her next to a picture of the inventor of bubblegum. Her 28 year run as Guinness World Record Holder is probably sport\'s greatest accomplishment. She is one of extremely few people who have ever undeniably gone to the top of her profession and stayed there for such a long time. She is the greatest bubblegum blower ever, will probably be the greatest one that will ever be, and if anyone ever does beat her record it will likely be all because of her contribution to the sport.\"
Bickerson, wagging his finger in the interviewer\'s face and becoming more visibly agitated, continued:
\"So BUBL, Wiseham, Hartwell, and everyone else out there who thinks they can blow them bigger. Keep trying, because Chewsy Suzy loves GUMpetition. She\'s number one, Guinness says so and has been saying it for a long time, and she has been facing and beating challenges for a lot longer then you guys have probably been around. She has nothing to prove.\"
\"Oh, and one other thing, her and her group, which includes Joyce Samuels, the Guinness World Record Holder for blowing bubbles from the nose, just want you to know that they will be coming up with some things that will make bubblegum blowing a lot more interesting. So who needs you, BUBL?\"
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Contact Details: Bobby Bickerson, spokesman for Chewsy Suzy and The Gum Blowin\' Granny, can be contacted at im@chewsysuzy.com.